Beavis and Butt-head Do America script by Mike Judge and Joe Stillman

Beavis is shaking, fed up. He delivers the speech of his life.

BEAVIS (CONT.)
Dammit, this always happens! I think I'm
gonna score and then I never score! It's
not fair! We've traveled a hundred miles
'cause we thought we were gonna score, but
now it's not gonna happen!

BUS DRIVER
(yelling from his seat)
Hey buddy, sit down! Now!

BEAVIS
SHUT UP! (continuing) I'm sick and tired
of this! We're never gonna score! It's
just not gonna happen! We're just gonna
get old like these people, but they've
probably scored!

BUS DRIVER
(standing)
Hey! I'm warning you! Sit down!

BEAVIS
It's like this chick's a slut (motioning
to Martha)... and look at this guy!...
He's old but he's probably scored a
million times!

OLD GUY
(nods in agreement)
Ohh yeah.

BEAVIS
But not us! We're never gonna score! WE'RE
NEVER GONNA SCORE!!! AAGGHHHH!!!

The bus driver tackles Beavis.

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